Win a signed copy of the SWB debut album!
Use your wit and imagination to come up with a suitable caption to the image (click for a larger version). The one judged to be best by the band will win a signed copy of the CD when it’s released plus a few other cool bits and pieces from the Ballagroove basement 🙂 So get those creative juices flowing and make us laugh! (Competition closes 31st December.)
Hey up Danny. ‘Don’t be givin’ me any of that cheap stuff.’ ‘do you hear me?’
All was not going well with the human-shetland pony hybrid breeding process
If you don’t stop nicking my beer you little git i’ll turn you into a jumper like this one. Get it!
Danny’s ploy of plying his date with booze appears to be paying dividends.
After several attempts by Danny to sweet talk his new love he finally resorts to Rohypnol.
Danny finally comes to terms with his one night stand and agrees to visit his love child once in a while.
nothing less then first place in this years donkey time trials would satisfy danny, as he administers the 10th dose of anabolic donkey juice.
Mr Ed’s drinking problem spirals dangerously out of control……
conclusive proof that drinking stunts horses growth
Danny to horse: Hey boy, what’s with the long face?
Danny: Wot do you call a pony with a sore throat? Horse: I Dunno what do you call a pony with a sore throat? Danny: a little hoarse!! Horse: f*** off
Danny – When I ordered some drunken whores this wasn’t quite what I had in mind
Horse – I bet I can drink you under the stable any time jumper boy
Naaaaay, I’m not drinkin’ that pish
Having spent all his money on expensive beer, Danny was happy to share it with a groupie.
“whhhaaaasssaaaaappppp”
(like on the bud adverts) ha ha not funny.
i like “hey boy, whats with the long face?” cos i can imagine Danny saying it!
nice one Chocca – get some work done you skiver
Pony: f*ckin
Just cos u got me a drink that dosent meen you can take me home.
‘Good donkeys never weaken……….’
They say beer’s the perfect pick-me-up when you’ve been feeling a little hoarse.
Horse: Cum here big boy, neva seen lips like this b4…… Give me a kiss!!!!!!!
Danny: Well……………… Ive Seen a few ha ha ha ha ha ha
Danny’s generous donation to the Mighty Oak “Hoss Piss” Appeal goes slightly adrift…….
… alchohol had it’s ups and downs, but at the end of the day, it brought them a stable relationship….
Beer. *The* Lingua Franca…
…they had a common agreement;
1 Crate of Beer = 1 Pint of Horse Semen.
…after the horse dropped it’s trousers, Danny
realised he had lost his foolish bet.
SWB = Shetlands-Want-Beer
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*danny thinks to himself* ‘feed the f***ing horse beer they said, it
After working his way through the female population of the Isle of Man, Danny could not contain his excitement at the prospect of a good ride
… she was a little shire than the other ladies.
Danny….”There
cure for blues
Thanks for all the comments folks, there’s some gems in there 🙂 We’ll pass these on the SWB boys for judging and announce the results soon.
Cheers!